A week from this exact moment, newly minted Oscar winners will be awakening in hotel rooms in Los Angeles, their hair sticky with champagne, embracing their statuettes like lovers. Ah, wasn’t that a grand night, they’ll think. Too bad the ceremony was such a bore.

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